The Adventures of Sheepcow

That works, I guess.

That level of contortion is still impossible, nevertheless.

helloackles:

tshirts:

supernatural

  • pig ‘n a poke
  • winchester bros to hell and back world tour
  • team free will
  • i lost my shoe

doctor who

  • eleven doctors
  • bad wolf
  • souffle girl
  • save the daleks

sherlock

  • i believe in sherlock holmes
  • sherlock
  • i am sherlocked
  • honey you should see me in a crown

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  • dont just follow for the giveaway and then unfollow because thats rude
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  • you must be willing to give us your address if you win
  • there will be 4 winners chosen by a random generator
  • first place gets to choose one shirt from each category, second place gets to choose one from each category from the remaining shirts, and so on
  • winners must message us back within 24 hours or someone else will get their spot
  • shirts will be ordered in the winners’ sizes
  • no giveaway blogs
  • you can reblog until july 4, 2013

A brilliant idea. You decide to try and create a PB AND J SANDWICH, a legendary meal that has been famous for GENERATIONS.

Using your magic, you assemble the ingredients into the meal. Unfortunately, you ARE NOT HUNGRY. Instead you store the meal in your AMAZING PUFFY EXTERIOR. It will make a good snack for later.

Good thing you know exactly what you are doing, and are not just PRETENDING TO KNOW. That, of course, would be VERY SILLY of you.

Your name is BATILE SCHEEL (which is pronounced Baa-teal She-l). You swear you are PHOTOGENIC, but the camera isn’t of best quality. Your photographer made a poor life choice.
You wear a GREEN T-SHIRT and a STRANGE HAT. These things are fashionable in your country. Oh yeah, you should probably mention that you just moved to Tyumni from WULIA, hence the suitcase behind you, and have nowhere to live at the moment. Because of your foreigner status, however, you know ABSOLUTELY NOBODY.
You like to share your REALLY FUNNY JOKES to those who will listen, but Wulian humor doesn’t always go hand in hand with Tymnian comedy. You are also LATE TO EVERYTHING, hence your untimely introduction. You’re not sure whether you should apologize or not because you know you’re only going to do it again.
What shall you do?

Your name is BATILE SCHEEL (which is pronounced Baa-teal She-l). You swear you are PHOTOGENIC, but the camera isn’t of best quality. Your photographer made a poor life choice.

You wear a GREEN T-SHIRT and a STRANGE HAT. These things are fashionable in your country. Oh yeah, you should probably mention that you just moved to Tyumni from WULIA, hence the suitcase behind you, and have nowhere to live at the moment. Because of your foreigner status, however, you know ABSOLUTELY NOBODY.

You like to share your REALLY FUNNY JOKES to those who will listen, but Wulian humor doesn’t always go hand in hand with Tymnian comedy. You are also LATE TO EVERYTHING, hence your untimely introduction. You’re not sure whether you should apologize or not because you know you’re only going to do it again.

What shall you do?

"I would,but sadly, I am only a sheepcow"

Yes, Tareep can float in chairs. Clearly this is a result of his original one powers and not only because the artist couldn’t figure out how to make it look decent while sitting. That would be crazy.

Dropping the Ba-a-a-a-ss is one of your favorite things. Great for scaring off predators too!

You cannot reach the chest. You cannot even touch the floor.
Try again.

You cannot reach the chest. You cannot even touch the floor.

Try again.

You’re already as RAD as you can be. Without the goggles. And the snowboard. And the snow. And the fact that your pet SHEEPCAT is a moron and leaves her toys around and you now just tripped over it.
Up until now you also forgot that you live on a steep cliff.
Smooth.
Real smooth.

Your name is HISHEEP. You like to ShLARP (Sheepcow Live Action RolePlay) by yourself because you don’t have any friends that share all your FANDOMS. You are very ANTISOCIAL and thus prone to AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS. That being said, you are a big fan of SHEEPLOCK, and you are intrigued by MURDER MYSTERIES. You also like SHEEPING and do so in all your favorite shows and books.
You wear a pair of FAKE ANGEL WINGS because you aspire to one day become a BIRDSHEEPCOW or an ANGELSHEEPCOW. This is also due to your interest in FANDOMS.
What will you do?

Your name is HISHEEP. You like to ShLARP (Sheepcow Live Action RolePlay) by yourself because you don’t have any friends that share all your FANDOMS. You are very ANTISOCIAL and thus prone to AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS. That being said, you are a big fan of SHEEPLOCK, and you are intrigued by MURDER MYSTERIES. You also like SHEEPING and do so in all your favorite shows and books.

You wear a pair of FAKE ANGEL WINGS because you aspire to one day become a BIRDSHEEPCOW or an ANGELSHEEPCOW. This is also due to your interest in FANDOMS.

What will you do?

TRUST ME. DON’T ASK AGAIN.

-coughs- Uh, let’s move on, shall we?